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Bungbot-9000
00:57
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Millennium Bungus
04:52
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COMMANDER STEFFGOR
AND HER FEARLESS CREW
STRAPPED THEMSELVES IN TIGHT
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY MUST DO
THE MILLENNIUM BUNGUS POWERS UP
SMELLY SMOKE IS BLASTING EVERYWHERE
THE BUNG-NERTIA WAS SO OVERWHELMING
BUT THEY DID NOT CARE!
THE ASSISTANT BUNGBOT-9000
RAN A FEW QUICK SCANS
DIAGNOSTIC TESTS, SYSTEMS GO
STEFFGOR TOOK THE ACCELERATOR IN HER HANDS!
SUDDENLY THEY BLASTED OFF
TEARING THROUGH OUTER SPACE
TIME FLASHED BEFORE THEIR EYES
THEY SEEMED QUITE OUT OF PLACE
STEFFGOR CALLED UPON HER COSMONAUTS
ADDRESSING THEM BY NAME
ZACH, MIKE AND STEVE P. LEISURE
THEIR MOTIVES WERE ONE AND THE SAME!
TO EXPLORE EXOTIC WORLDS
AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF THE BUNG
TO PLANT A FLAG AND CLAIM THE LAND
THAT'S THE GIFT THAT THEY HAD BRUNG
TO EDUCATE THE ALIENS
ON THE GLORY OF THE LORDS
TO DO OUR BUNG MASTER'S BIDDING
IT IS QUITE AN EPIC CHORE!
ASTEROIDS RICOCHET OFF THE MIGHTY SHIP
THE COSMONAUTS JUST LAUGH IT OFF
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SPACE BOOZE TO SIP
THE DANGER OF THE JOURNEY IS TAKING HOLD WITHIN!
BUT THEY'RE TOO HIGH AND DRUNK TO CARE
ABOUT THE PICKLE THAT THEY'RE IN!
COMMANDER STEFFGOR SPOTS SOMETHING UP AHEAD!
THE CREW TAKE NOTICE AND QUICKLY TURN THEIR HEADS!
SOMETHING HUGE IS NOW APPROACHING, THE GAP IS GETTING SHORTER!
OH NO! WE ACCIDENTALLY CROSSED AN ALIEN BORDER!
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Into The Bungknown
05:00
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CHAOTIC EVENTS ARE UNFOLDING IN SPACE
A DEFICIENCY OF GRACE IN THIS PLACE
OTHERWORDLY BEINGS WITH GENITALS ON THEIR FACE
WE MUST GET OUT OF HERE WITH HASTE!
OUR CREW IS SIMPLY THE BEST! YOU CANNOT FUCK WITH US!
WE WILL PLOW THROUGH OUR ENEMIES WITH THE FORCE OF A TITANIUM BUS!
BUNGBOT-9000 CHIMES IN WITH HIS MERRY ACCENT
"YOU MUST HIDE BEHIND THE MOON! THEN WE CAN BLAST THEM!"
STEFFGOR AND CREW ZOOM QUICKLY AWAY
THE ALIENS GIVE CHASE, HOPING TO MAKE THEM THEIR PREY!
THE LASERS SHOOTING EVERYWHERE!
THEY DESTROYED ONE OF OUR WINGS!
IT WAS A SCARE, THE SHIP STARTED TO SPIN!
SPIRALING VIOLENTLY! COULD THIS BE THE END?
WE CHARGE UP OUR BUNG CANNON
THE GAS IS SMELLY AND PURE
IT SHOOTS A GREEN BEAM
BUT WE MISS THEM, OH DEAR!
JUST THEN, BUNGBOT-9000 TOOK CONTROL
HE CAN FLY A SHIP EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO SOUL
HE GUIDED THE CREW OUT OF HARM'S WAY
TO LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!
THE ALIENS HAVE LOST SIGHT OF US
WE ARE STILL A MIGHTY TITANIUM BUS
JUST ONE WING LESS, WE FLY A LITTLE CROOKED
ON OUR WAY TO ZIB ZOB.. NOTHING CAN STOP US!
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2069: A Bung Odyssey
04:16
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BUNGBOT-9000 ANNOUNCED THAT WE'RE ALMOST THERE
THIS WAS GOOD INFORMATION, WE WERE GLAD HE SHARED!
WE CAN SEE UP AHEAD, THE GLOW OF AN ORB
BUT FIRST WE MUST PAY THE TOLL TO SOME GUY NAMED GORB!
WE PASS THROUGH THE TOLL! A GLORIOUS SHIP OF SOULS!
CAREENING THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE! BACKWARDS! SIDEWAYS! UPSIDE DOWN!
EVEN BUNGBOT-9000 WAS WORRIED ABOUT HOW STEFFGOR FLEW US AROUND!
SUDDENLY WE LAND UPON THE SURFACE
WE'VE COMPLETED OUR FIRST JOB!
NOW WE MUST EXPLORE PLANET ZIB ZOB!
WE TAKE SAMPLES OF WILDLIFE, EXOTIC PLANTS AND BUGS
STEVE P. LEISURE EATS A FEW AND COUGHS UP A LUNG
MIKE STUBS HIS TOE ON SOME KIND OF BREATHING LOG
ZACH RUNS UP A TREE FROM A SNARLING ALIEN DOG!
COMMANDER STEFFGOR SLAPS THE COSMONAUTS
AND ASSEMBLES THEM AGAIN
A JOB WE HAVE TO DO! IT MUST BE DONE AT ONCE!
SUDDENLY WORMS COME UP FROM THE GROUND
AND TRY TO PULL US UNDER!
WRAPPING THEIR WORMLY BODIES AROUND OUR ANKLES
THE BLOOD BEGINS TO SPRINKLE
STEFFGOR GRABS HER X-RAY GUN
AND BLASTS THE WORMS IN A REALLY COOL WAY
IT WAS BETTER THAN MOVIE QUALITY
BETTER THAN THE GODFATHER
ONE FINAL X-RAY BLAST
NOW THEY MUST BEGIN THEIR FINAL TASK
BEFORE THEY CAN HEAD ON HOME
THEY MUST ENTER THE ZIB ZOB ZONE!
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Across The Bungiverse
05:13
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The Zib Zob Zone
15:19
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WE HAVE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS
OR WHAT FEELS LIKE DAYS
TIME IS ABSTRACT HERE
NOT THE SAME AS BUNGVILLE
SUDDENLY WE SEE A LARGE TEMPLE UP AHEAD
IF THEY DON'T HAVE SOME FOOD WE WILL SURELY BE DEAD!
WE HOPE AND PRAY THEY HAVE SOME RUM
WE NEED TO UNWIND AND HAVE SOME FUN!
BUT ONCE WE GET THERE, IT IS SO APPARENT
THAT WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE LORD OF ZIB ZOB
A 12-FOOT CREATURE WITH SEVENTEEN DICKS
THE SIGHT ALONE COULD MAKE A MAGGOT SICK!
BUNGBOT-9000 COMES THROUGH ON THE WALKIE-TALKIE
BUT KING ZIB ZOB SMASHES IT AND STARTS PLAYING HOCKEY!
STEFFGOR AND ZACH AND MIKE AND STEVE
CAPTURED LIKE FLIES AND RIDDLED WITH DISEASE!
FREEDOM IS JUST OUT OF REACH
ALL THESE PENISES REALLY REEK!
SUDDENLY BUNGBOT-9000
CRASHES THE SHIP THROUGH THE TEMPLE WALL!
LORD ZIB ZOB'S GENITALS SUDDENLY GROW SMALL!
HE'S SHY AROUND SUCH A GLORIOUS TITANIUM BUS!
A ROPE HANGS DOWN!
WE GRAB IT QUICK!
WE HAD OUR FUN!
BUT NOW WE MUST RUN!
BACK ONTO THE SHIP
WITH OUR COLLECTIONS OF SAMPLES
AND DATA AND INFO ON ALIEN WORLDS
AS WE EXIT THE ATMOSPHERE OF THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET
WE TURN AROUND AND SHOOT THE BUNG CANNON
A STENCHFUL CLOUD ENVELOPS THE PLANET
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BUNG'D
THE END
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Prosthetic Bung Toronto, Ontario
noise punk / improv quartet
est. MMXXIII
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